Instructions for When You Feel That Your Head Is About to Explode

1) Rub two “Number 2” pencils together until you’ve worn a sort of saddle in each, exposing the graphite center. 2) Glue the saddle sides together carefully, forming a crucifix. 3) Glue the crucifix to a blank page of paper and hang it above your desk. 4) Think about it–all day if you wish. 5) […]